codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

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#personal  

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Keith is the best movie and last night was gooood but now I really really should do work but John Barrowman why do you keep distracting me

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deadb1ogger:

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

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Under the Booty

“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”

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oh. my. god.

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